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- 1. The Theologian Who Never Existed: Franz Bibfeldt
- 2. The Dreadnought Hoax: When “Royalty” Boarded Britain’s Pride
- 3. The Banana Peel “Drug” Craze
- 4. The Maggie Murphy Potato: America’s First Viral “Giant Veggie”
- 5. “Naked Came the Stranger”: A Terrible Book That Proved a Point
- 6. The Football Powerhouse That Never Existed: Plainfield Teachers College
- 7. The Mechanical Turk: The “Robot” Chess Master
- 8. Zzxjoanw: The Fake Word That Fooled Word Nerds
- 9. The Dihydrogen Monoxide “Killer Chemical” and a Very Smart 14-Year-Old
- 10. Beringer’s “Lying Stones”: Fake Fossils, Real Embarrassment
- What These Hoaxes Reveal About Us
- of Hard-Earned Experience With Elaborate Hoaxes
Most scams are depressingly predictable: someone wants money, power, or a quick way to sell you terrible crypto.
But every so often, humanity produces a very different kind of con artist – the prankster who pours time, genius,
and frankly unnecessary effort into a hoax just for the sheer joy of messing with people.
These elaborate hoaxes didn’t launch empires or topple governments. Instead, they embarrassed professors,
trolled publishers, and exposed how easily even smart people can be nudged into believing nonsense. From fake
theologians and imaginary football teams to a “killer chemical” that turned out to be water, here are ten gloriously
over-engineered hoaxes that prove the human capacity for mischief is practically limitless.
1. The Theologian Who Never Existed: Franz Bibfeldt
In the 20th century, theology students at Concordia Seminary in St. Louis invented a German theologian named
Franz Bibfeldtand then, as a bit of academic trolling, gave him a full fake career. Under pressure
to cite sources and meet deadlines, student Robert Clausen slipped a Bibfeldt quote into an essay. His friend
Martin Marty thought the joke was too good to waste and began to expand the legend.
Soon, Bibfeldt was everywhere. He was quoted in papers, mentioned in lectures, and referenced in footnotes as if
he were a deep thinker on obscure topics like the “Year Zero” between BC and AD. Scholars with a sense of humor
happily played along; others never caught on at all. The hoax became so entrenched that the University of Chicago
Library eventually created an archive documenting the “spirit of Franz Bibfeldt,” essentially treating a fictional
theologian as a cultural artifact of real academic life.
The best part? Marty later became a prominent professor at the University of Chicago’s Divinity Schoolproof that
pulling off a clever hoax doesn’t necessarily ruin your career. Sometimes it is your career.
2. The Dreadnought Hoax: When “Royalty” Boarded Britain’s Pride
In 1910, a group of young British pranksters, including future novelist Virginia Woolf, decided to
see just how far confidence and costume could take them. Led by notorious joker Horace de Vere Cole, they dressed
up as “Abyssinian royalty,” complete with fake beards, dark makeup, robes, and an invented language made of random
phrases and “Bunga! Bunga!” exclamations.
Armed with a forged telegram, they convinced the Royal Navy to give them a VIP tour of HMS Dreadnought, then
the pride of the British fleet. Officers saluted, a band played national anthems (none of them actually Abyssinian),
and the crew respectfully showed the visitors the ship’s cutting-edge weapons. Nobody seemed to notice that one of
the “princes” was Virginia Woolf in a fake beardor that the supposed foreign dignitaries kept mixing up their
made-up language with bad Latin.
When newspapers revealed the hoax, the Navy was deeply embarrassed but ultimately decided not to press charges,
since technically no law had been broken. The phrase “Bunga! Bunga!” became a national punchline. It was probably
not the kind of PR the Admiralty had in mind for its cutting-edge warship.
3. The Banana Peel “Drug” Craze
In the late 1960s, psychedelic culture was boomingand so were urban legends about ways to get high without
getting arrested. Enter bananadine, a completely fictional psychoactive substance supposedly
derived from banana peels. A satirical “recipe” for extracting this magical compound was published in the
counterculture paper Berkeley Barb in 1967 and quickly reprinted elsewhere, including underground
magazines and zines.
The instructions were weirdly specific: scrape the white inside of the peel, boil it, dry it, and smoke the
resulting residue. The hoax landed so well that some people actually tried it, despite the glaring lack of
scientific plausibility. Bananas do contain trace amounts of compounds like serotonin, but not in forms or
quantities that would make you hallucinate.
Even as chemists and the U.S. Food and Drug Administration debunked the myth, the story kept resurfacing for
decades as a kind of cautionary tale about gullible drug culture. Today, the banana-peel hoax lives on as one of
the silliest examples of people working extremely hard to get absolutely nowhere.
4. The Maggie Murphy Potato: America’s First Viral “Giant Veggie”
Before social media, viral content still existedonly it traveled by newspaper and word of mouth. In 1895,
Colorado farmer Joseph B. Swan and newspaper editor W. L. Thorndyke launched the
Maggie Murphy potato hoax, complete with what might be one of the world’s earliest viral
“photoshop” moments.
A photograph showed Swan holding a truly monstrous potato supposedly weighing more than 86 pounds and measuring
over two feet long. The spud was credited to a “Maggie Murphy” variety that also allegedly helped Swan grow an
eye-popping 26,000 pounds of potatoes on a single acre.
Potato enthusiasts across the United States went wild. Letters poured in asking for pieces of the giant potato,
or at least seeds from this miracle variety. In reality, the “potato” was carved from wood by a local
photographer for the stunt, but the joke got away from its creators. Thornton eventually confessed, but the
giant potato image still pops up in books and TV segmentssometimes without any mention that it was fake.
5. “Naked Came the Stranger”: A Terrible Book That Proved a Point
In 1969, a group of 24 journalists, led by Newsday columnist Mike McGrady, decided to test
whether a novel packed with sex but written as badly as possible could still sell. The result was
Naked Came the Stranger, credited to fictional author “Penelope Ashe.”
The group intentionally filled the book with clunky prose, shallow characters, and an absurd plot. The only thing
they took seriously was the steaminess. To their horrorand amusementthe book was picked up by a publisher,
received respectful reviews, and landed on The New York Times bestseller list.
After the conspirators revealed the hoax, sales jumped even more. The book sold hundreds of thousands of copies,
and the story became legendary in publishing as a reminder that hype and controversy can sometimes overwhelm
quality. The hoax inspired McGrady to write a follow-up nonfiction book cheerfully titled
Stranger Than Naked, or How to Write Dirty Books for Fun and Profit.
6. The Football Powerhouse That Never Existed: Plainfield Teachers College
In 1941, stockbroker Morris Newburger and his friend Alexander “Bink” Dannenbaum were scanning
college football scores in New York newspapers when a mischievous thought struck: what if one of those small,
unfamiliar colleges… wasn’t real at all?
They created Plainfield Teachers College out of thin air and began phoning in game results to
major papers using a fake name. The imaginary team kept winning in spectacular fashion: lopsided scores, dramatic
plays, and a star player named Johnny Chunghalf Hawaiian, half Chinese, supposedly fueled at halftime by exotic
snacks.
Newspapers dutifully printed every result. Plainfield’s season continued for weeks across multiple states, complete
with invented school colors and marching songs. The hoax finally collapsed when a skeptical reporter tried to visit
the campus and discovered that Plainfield Teachers College did not, in fact, exist.
Newburger closed things out with a final tongue-in-cheek press release claiming that academic failures had forced
the team to cancel its remaining games. That last “news” item, fittingly, never got printed.
7. The Mechanical Turk: The “Robot” Chess Master
Long before anyone worried about artificial intelligence replacing humans, 18th-century audiences were already
spooked by a different kind of machine: The Mechanical Turk. Built around 1770 by Hungarian
inventor Wolfgang von Kempelen, this ostentatious contraption appeared to be a robotic chess automaton capable of
beating even top human players.
The device consisted of a life-sized figure in Ottoman robes, seated behind a cabinet full of visible gears and
clockwork. Before each demonstration, doors were opened to show off the “machinery,” reassuring the audience that
no person was hiding inside. Then the Turk calmly proceeded to defeat challengers, including reportedly
Napoleon Bonaparte and Benjamin Franklin.
The secret, revealed decades later, was beautifully simple: a human chess expert sat folded inside a cleverly
designed hidden compartment. The interior was built with sliding panels, so observers never fully saw the occupied
space. The player inside used magnets, levers, and a specialized board to see the moves and control the figure’s
arm.
The Turk toured Europe and America for years, shaping public imagination about “thinking machines” long before
computers existed. It wasn’t just a magic trickit was an early lesson in how easily technology can be imbued
with more intelligence than it actually has.
8. Zzxjoanw: The Fake Word That Fooled Word Nerds
If you’ve ever stared at someone’s Scrabble rack and suspected they were just pushing consonants around hoping for
a miracle, meet zzxjoanwa fabricated word that tricked language lovers for decades.
“Zzxjoanw” appeared in a 1900s music encyclopedia compiled by American writer Rupert Hughes. The entry claimed it
was a Māori word meaning “drum” or “fife,” pronounced “shaw.” That might have sounded exotic enough to swallow at
firstbut there was a big problem: the Māori language doesn’t use the letters Z, X, or J, and Māori words normally
end in vowels, not consonant clusters like “-nws.”
Despite these glaring clues, the word lingered in print for over 70 years, getting recycled in lists of strange or
obscure words and even appearing in wordplay discussions among logologists. Only in the 1970s did scholars publicly
point out that the word was clearly a deliberate hoax.
To this day, zzxjoanw pops up in trivia and obscure word lists, a reminder that even experts can be very polite
about questioning something that “looks official” in print.
9. The Dihydrogen Monoxide “Killer Chemical” and a Very Smart 14-Year-Old
In the 1990s, the long-running parody around the terrifying chemical “dihydrogen monoxide” (DHMO) got a brilliant
new twist thanks to a junior high science fair.
“Dihydrogen monoxide” is, of course, just water. But when you list its “dangers” in technical languagecauses
corrosion, can cause suffocation when inhaled, found in cancerous tumors, major component of acid rainit sounds
like something that should absolutely be banned.
In 1997, 14-year-old Nathan Zohner used this premise for a science project titled
“How Gullible Are We?”. He handed classmates a fact sheet accurately describing water under the scary
name “dihydrogen monoxide.” Presented with a list of alarming but context-free facts, 43 out of 50 students voted
to support a ban.
Zohner’s project won top prize at his local science fair and inspired the term “Zohnerism”, used
to describe the practice of using true facts in a misleading way to manipulate public opinion. The hoax didn’t
just make people feel sillyit highlighted how easily fear can be manufactured with selective framing.
10. Beringer’s “Lying Stones”: Fake Fossils, Real Embarrassment
In 1725, Johann Bartholomeus Adam Beringer, a respected physician and academic in Würzburg, Germany, became the
unintentional star of one of history’s most ruthless practical jokes. Beringer was fascinated by “figured stones”
rocks that appeared to contain natural images of animals, plants, or symbols. Colleagues who found him arrogant
reportedly decided to teach him a lesson.
They commissioned limestone carvings depicting lizards, spiders, plants, and even suns and Hebrew text, then had
these “fossils” planted where Beringer liked to collect specimens. Over 2,000 such stones were “discovered” in a
short period. Some even bore the name of God in Hebrew letterssomething that really should have triggered
alarm bells.
Instead, Beringer embraced the finds with enthusiasm and published a whole book, Lithographia Wirceburgensis,
arguing about their possible origins, including the idea that they were direct works of God. Only after the book
came out did evidence of the hoax surface. Beringer realized he had been duped, sued the perpetrators, and wonyet
his reputation never fully recovered.
Today, surviving “lying stones” are displayed in museums as artifacts of both geological history and human
gullibility. They’re a historic reminder that even experts can be blinded by egoand that pranksters can be
shockingly committed to the bit.
What These Hoaxes Reveal About Us
On the surface, these hoaxes are funny stories about ridiculous pranks: fake theologians, imaginary football teams,
killer bananas, and dangerous water. But each of them hits a nerve because they reveal how we humans actually
process information.
- We trust authority and format. If something shows up in a dictionary, a respected newspaper, or a
scholarly footnote, we tend to assume it’s real. That’s how zzxjoanw lived rent-free in reference books for decades
and how Plainfield Teachers College cruised through a winning season on paper. - We love a good story. Giant potatoes, miraculous drugs, robot chess mastersthese aren’t just facts,
they’re narratives. Once a story is vivid enough, we want it to be true, whether it’s a giant in a well, a fairy in a
photograph, or Martians invading over the radio, as in the famous War of the Worlds broadcast that briefly
convinced some listeners the U.S. was under attack. - We’re vulnerable when we’re rushed, scared, or flattered. Zohner’s classmates weren’t foolishthey were
busy kids presented with scary data and a simple choice. The same pattern shows up again and again in real-world
misinformation.
What’s striking is that many of these hoaxes weren’t driven by greed. Their creators weren’t primarily chasing money
(though some didn’t mind when it showed up). They wanted to test systems, poke fun at arrogance, or just see how far a
joke could go before anyone called it out. That doesn’t make the embarrassment any less realbut it does explain why
these stories still feel oddly charming compared with more malicious frauds.
of Hard-Earned Experience With Elaborate Hoaxes
So what do we actually do with stories like these, beyond using them as party anecdotes or pub quiz material?
Living in the 21st century means we’re surrounded by far more sophisticated hoaxes than a wooden potato or a fake
encyclopedia entry. Deepfakes, AI-generated images, and viral rumor cycles make it easier than ever to fool millions
of people at once. Yet the old hoaxes still offer surprisingly useful, practical lessons.
First, they remind us that credulity is not the same as stupidity. Beringer was a learned academic. The
people who bought Naked Came the Stranger probably read plenty of serious books as well. The students who signed
Zohner’s petition were reacting exactly the way many adults would if you handed them a dense, alarming report full of
technical language. The hoaxes worked because they exploited normal shortcuts in human thinking: “If it’s in print,
it’s probably vetted. If everyone else accepts it, it’s probably fine. If I don’t understand the technical stuff, I
should defer to whoever sounds confident.”
Second, these hoaxes teach an underrated skill: gentle skepticism. Not cynical “everything is fake so why
bother” pessimism, but the small habit of pausing before you hit “share” or “buy” or “ban this dangerous chemical.”
Ask tiny questions like:
- “Who would benefit if this were true?”
- “Does the story explain how we know this, or just what we’re supposed to feel about it?”
- “Is the source actually qualified, or just confident and loud?”
Notice how often the hoaxes above depended on no one going to check the basics: no one visited Plainfield
Teachers College until late in the season, no one checked a Māori dictionary for zzxjoanw, and few readers thought to
ask why this supposedly serious literary novel read like intentionally ridiculous soap opera.
Third, there’s something oddly hopeful in how many of these hoaxes are now openly celebrated. Museums exhibit the
“lying stones.” Historians write warm, amused pieces about the Dreadnought hoax. Publishing and media professionals
swap war stories about the DHMO scare and other clever pranks. In a strange way, we’ve turned our own gullibility into
a learning tooland even, sometimes, a source of culture and art.
Personally, if you imagine yourself dropped into any of these storiessay you’re a 1910 sailor watching “Abyssinian
princes” shout “Bunga! Bunga!” at a battleship gun turretit’s not obvious you’d do any better than the people who
were actually there. That’s the uncomfortable truth: most of us like to believe we’d be the one person who spots the
hidden chess player inside the Mechanical Turk or the chisel marks on Beringer’s fossils. Realistically, we’d probably
clap along and tell our friends about the amazing thing we just witnessed.
The real takeaway, then, isn’t “Don’t be like those fools in the past.” It’s “We are those people, just with
faster Wi-Fi.” If a wooden potato and a fake football team can go global in a low-tech world, imagine what a determined
modern pranksteror a bad-faith operatorcan do with social media, AI tools, and targeted advertising.
That doesn’t mean we should stop enjoying elaborate hoaxes as stories. They’re fun, they’re weird, and they reveal a
lot about human creativity. But they also invite us to practice a small habit: when you encounter something that makes
you feel outrage, awe, or smug superiority, consider giving it the “Plainfield test.” Is there a real school behind
this? A real source? A real checkable fact? Taking that extra beat might save you from becoming the next wide-eyed
audience member applauding a hoax that future generations will laugh about.
